"look at the stars,
look how they shine for you”
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
start wasting money on powders that turn you into a plasma skeleton
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
*victor hugo writing les mis voice* i’ll name them all jean. i don’t care. i don’t give a fuck. marius’ middle name is jean. cosette’s middle name is jeanne. jean jean valjean. fuck it.
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense
wat are u talking about they all make scents
shut the fuck up
*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor