new catchphrase, immediately sorry about it
So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
day 29, they still suspect nothing