tyleroakley:

new catchphrase, immediately sorry about it

tyleroakley:

new catchphrase, immediately sorry about it

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latenightseth:

So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.

latenightseth:

So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.

umbreonly:

Lego Movie ‘Behind the Bricks’ [x]

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

westbor0baptistchurch:

rodneykong:

i want my dick in a museum after i die

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing

icarly-official:

day 29, they still suspect nothing